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grrr..*rapes his ass* Joes favorite album picks...no i wont upload Pete's or Patrick's cuz im lazy.i would have uploaded Andy's but he didnt have one:(

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW SEX!

find out why...lol

NO ES DE RUSS MEYER PERO BUENO
TENGO GANAS DE VER UNA PELI DE SEXPLOTATION Y ESTAS SE VE KE SON RUUUDAS

A dying widow finds comfort with a new companion. Featuring the music of Kim & Buran, Adelina Patti, and Seth Bailey. Nominated for the 2006 Yahoo! Video Editorial Award for Best Comedy Team/Duo. Watch more shorts at spankhaus.com.

HAHA!!! LOVE EM ALL!!!
ADD SOME TAGS!!!!!

AND I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT "BOCK AUF WOCK" MEANS OR WHAT EXACTLY THESE GERMAN PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT BUT HOO BOY THAT TURTLE IS REALLY GOING AT THAT PAN.

sex!!!!!!!!

oh take a orgasom

oh luk at dis

hehe, i hope i'll never be THAT gullible, although i am extremely gullible to the point of believing that dinosaurs would come back just because it was the year 2000.
i was 7, okay?

God save the queen
The fascist regime
They made you a moron
Potential H-bomb
(Thanks to the person whom posted this on YouTube!)

Watch as I make out with an apple =)

Best episode of Cribs!!!!
Kissing some sweet lips eh??
He is such a slut ;;
i love it xD
Aww PATRICK! :D ..you see him for like 2 seconds..lol
I wanna hang out by the pool toooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!! ;;

“Joe I’m not a little kid! I can take care of myself, you don’t need to baby-

sit me!” “Minnie, whether you like it or not, I need to baby-sit you. Just

because your 19 and out of high school doesn’t mean you can take care of

yourself!” “Yes, I can. You think because I like to party and have fun you

need to baby-sit me?” I asked my older brother. “Minnie, I need to look

after you because I know how hard you party, and what fun is to you. Also,

mom and dad want me to watch you.” “Gosh! Fine, whatever. But if you

expect me to be all cool about this and not do anything while I’m on tour

with you guys, think again.” I said walking toward the tour bus. “Minnie,

don’t do anything dumb. Pete just signed Panic! At The Disco, and this is

their first…

What's a better place to hook up? In person or online? I tried both, and to be honest with you, I've had more success online. The man I met online seemed to more serious about a relationship.

What's your experience with online and offline affairs?

Miss Brahms

Brendon had just come back from touring a week ago. And he still hadn’t

seen his girlfriend, Sandy. He was laying in his bed about to fall asleep,

when his phone rang. He didn’t bother to look at the caller ID, because he

still had his eyes closed. “Hello?” He asked tiredly. “Hey baby, it’s Sandy.”

Brendon opened his eyes and sat up in bed, now fully awake. “Sandy, hey!

Where have you been? I’ve been trying to call you.” “I know, I’m sorry.

I’ve been out of town, and I hadn’t had anytime to call you, I’m sorry.” “Its

okay. I’m just glad you called.” “Yeah me to, so do you want to go to a

 party tonight? Angelina is having a party at her house.” “Yeah, sure.”

 “Good, I’ll meet you there at 9 o’clock, okay?” “Okay, bye.” “Bye Bren.”

this realization is dedicated and based on livethewayiwant. love ya babe! hang in there!!

 

there is something happening to the people of this lifetime. For some reason, we're losing our minds. We have tougher emotions, actions, and we're more drastic. Did you know men are four times more likely to die from suicide than women? Yet, women try three times harder to kill themselves! Why are we so unhappy? What went wrong in the last millenium that everyone is so...harsh?

I got a message from my friend livethewayiwant saying her boyfriend dumped her. i thought to myself "hmm. that sucks." but then she went on to say how he abused he physically and emotionally. How he harrassed her and how he tortured her. How can people do that to other people? Why?! 5.3 million women are abused each year and I know one of them. It hurts me so badly in my heart to…

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
hehe...

erika, daniela, and alina.

<That night>

Minnie’s POV

Panic! was finishing their last set. I loved seeing them on stage performing, they were such naturals. Something was going on that no one was telling me about. Brendon had been giving me weird looks all day, you know, that goofy smile. I asked him what was going on, but he said nothing was. They had just finished their last song and they were bowing. Brendon picked up the microphone. “Okay, thank you all so much, we love you. Now tonight, we have a little something extra. I’ll let Ryan explain it to you.” He said. Ryan came over to the microphone with an acoustic guitar in his hand, He took the mic. The guys ran over to the side of the stage where I was standing. “Guys, what’s going on?!” I asked completely baffled. “Sh! Just listen.” Said Brendon. I returned my gaze…